The Oath of The Wedgie Gang by Wedgie-Fox, literature
Literature
The Oath of The Wedgie Gang
"I
Will deliver wedgies to the big, and to the small.
To the famous and the unknown, the rich and the poor.
I will wear the camo with pride, and all who see its pattern shall know.
Guard your belts, for a wedgie is on the way.
The boots will be an eternal sign, of the weight on all the wedgied butts I hang.
And I will never bag the sag.